SCARECROWS

cornykev · « **on:** December 15, 2006, 17:26 »

Hi all not been on the forum for a while, had trouble getting on the site for a bit and other distractions. Anyway now its quiet on the plot I was thinking of making myself a scarecrow for next year, any idea how to get started is it kind of like making a guy but with sticks :? ( thinking of it I didn't see any kids doing penny for the guy this year). Sorry mind wandering any help would be very helpful.

muntjac · « **Reply #1 on:** December 15, 2006, 19:14 »

fill a boiler suit with old clothes sewing up legs .sew an old pair wellies with nylon string on leg ends .use rubber kitchen gloves for hands .one them kids halloweeen faces for the head .fix loads flashy cds to it all around . call it shaun and pop him on a T post on ya plot . for a different look iam sure shaun has some lycra shorts going begging for a new home

Zak the Rabbit · « **Reply #2 on:** December 15, 2006, 19:25 »

if its called shaun it'l need wheels and a bell

shaun · « **Reply #3 on:** December 15, 2006, 19:28 »

ive said it before and i will say it again guys your only jealous cus you havnt got the figure for lycra unlike me

Zak the Rabbit · « **Reply #4 on:** December 15, 2006, 19:33 »

oh i dont know, with my figure the stretchier the better

Ive got a washing machine stomach. Its like a washboard stomach only bigger, automatic and you can get a bigger load in.

'ave you got a bell on yer bike? or one of those yellow leccy things we all had in't 80s that did sirens and gun noises?

muntjac · « **Reply #5 on:** December 15, 2006, 19:40 »

blooming hell can ya remember them on ya chopper bikes llo bet sahun has tazzles on his handle bars heheh

cornykev · « **Reply #6 on:** December 15, 2006, 19:41 »

I can just imagine Muntjac in a pair of pink lycras. :cry:

shaun · « **Reply #7 on:** December 15, 2006, 19:42 »

when i bought my very expensive bicycle it did come with a blooming bell (i think they have to by law) and the 1st thing i did was remove it as well as the wheel reflectors,its all to do with weight yer see when your riding all day and night you need the bike to be as light as you can get and aerodynamic aswell

shaun · « **Reply #8 on:** December 15, 2006, 19:45 »

Quote from: "cornykev"

I can just imagine Muntjac in a pair of pink lycras. :cry:

ohh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

Zak the Rabbit · « **Reply #9 on:** December 15, 2006, 19:47 »

I dont think i would have taken the wheel reflectors off, many a time thats all ive been able to see of a bike, and its only a couple of grams, surely that cant make much differnce?

mind you, you could give em to cornykev to put on the scarecrow! but i think an old pair of yer shorts would be scarier

muntjac · « **Reply #10 on:** December 15, 2006, 19:49 »

i will have ya know you wasucks i had to ride a flaming bike on pompey docks wearing a dam diving rig tanks and all. we loaded up the truck and i had to get the operation orders and the sods drove off without me .i nicked post bike from the stores and rode like billy butlin to catch em up

shaun · « **Reply #11 on:** December 15, 2006, 19:51 »

Quote from: "muntjac"

rode like billy butlin to catch em up

was your hair blowing in the wind like lady godiva

shaun · « **Reply #12 on:** December 15, 2006, 20:01 »

zak you cant put reflectors on this highly tuned machine it would look so naff

muntjac · « **Reply #13 on:** December 15, 2006, 21:06 »

cor u got a girly bike with a low slung x bar .. i knew ya a wusssy

real men rides one with a real crotch wrecher like wot i does

shaun · « **Reply #14 on:** December 15, 2006, 21:21 »

you need a nice comfy saddle mate if you do what i do
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