[Jen]

been up to the plot and gave the heap a bit of a turn, but even after all the rain it's had in the winter was rather dry..is this normal, it has a good mix of stuff. do i leave it..wet it..or what?
                               
                                jen

[flowerlady]

I think I would wet it down a bit ... and even make up a mix of comfrey ... that is a compost excellerant! ... even pee on it  

[Jen]

i've read the small print  :oops: i'll give it a go when no-ones looking  :?

[yorky]

Regards the small print. That method only works when a man does it.

Please don't ask me to explain why  :oops:
Brian

[Wildeone]

Regards the small print. That method only works when a man does it.

Please don't ask me to explain why  :oops:
Brian

No it doesn't 'werked for me' and please don't make me explain!!!  :oops: but what does it mean?

[poultrygeist]

I'm guessing it's the amonnia content which gives up nitrogen to the heap.

Hence just about anybody's or anything's would do !!

Or is it just an excuse to frighten the neighbours ?

R

[Wildeone]

I'm guessing it's the amonnia content which gives up nitrogen to the heap.

Hence just about anybody's or anything's would do !!

Or is it just an excuse to frighten the neighbours ?

R

I managed to do it in a lady like manner but my OH did suggests i sit on it for comedy value!!!!  :roll:  :oops:  

[Jen]

i'll have to ask some of the good o'l boys near me to ablidge   :oops:

[poultrygeist]

I think I'll resist as long as I can. Mine's well away from our house but the people over the back hedge might not enjoy the smell and the flies !

Could get a bit like Glastonbury without the music and the crowds.

I'll stick with grass clippings and chicken poo. And the horse manure of course. Mmmmm.  

R

[Jen]

Well, thanks for all the ideas, may-be i'll save it in a bucket and veeeery carfully drive to allotment

jen

[richyrich7]

I think I would wet it down a bit ... and even make up a mix of comfrey ... that is a compost excellerant! ... even pee on it  

I tried that the other day and got a real surprise bloomin fox sitting behind it !! mind you the fox looked almost as shocked as I did  

[compostqueen]

:shock:  

The wee doesn't make it smell.  Strange but true  

[poultrygeist]

Might give it a go then.

Could stop off in the shed on way to fill bottle then sneakily pour it on.

Presume the ammonia releases nitrogen leaving hydrogen to vent off which is explosive. Have to keep matches away !  :shock:

R

[mkhenry]

The reason it was always recommended that man p** was used ,was the fact that a man could/would spray it around all over the compost surface, where as a woman tended to go all in one place. :roll:

Therefore the compost could not access all the benifit.
But with a SheWee woman can now write in the snow if they wish to, and also spray a compost heap should they feel the need.    

[poultrygeist]

The reason it was always recommended that man p** was used ,was the fact that a man could/would spray it around all over the compost surface, where as a woman tended to go all in one place. :roll:

Therefore the compost could not access all the benifit.
But with a SheWee woman can now write in the snow if they wish to, and also spray a compost heap should they feel the need.    

Is there nothing left for us men to do  :?

Rob