I don't know if anyone has posed this question but can you fellow gardeners think of any decent gardening jokes?
I thought it would be fun to hear any you might have.
Here is my contribution. Excuse me if I have posted this joke before.
My technique for tackling slugs is to take six bottles of Triple Westmalle (very strong Belgian beer - at this point people often chime in with the oh I know the beer trap method), drink the first bottle, then the second one, then the third one,... the Sixth. After this you will still have just as many slugs as before but by the time you have drunk six Triple Westmalle's you won't 't give a sod about the the despicable creatures!
Anton
