Oh no Mr G you’re a walking disaster. Better get saving & book a restaurant for next year!
It gets worse...
Walking dog around the churchyard the other day around 4.00pm, I slipped on the wet stones by the south door, and went flat on my back...
Got back home (only a few yards) to find I'd cut open my head with blood everywhere, and lost my glasses!
Searched everywhere at home, then out in the churchyard, then home again, then back to the churchyard with a powerful torch, and there they were, unscathed and ten feet away from said mishap!
I'm looking at buying some real safety boots for escapades like this, and found only yesterday, that while these lovely Toggi or Hoggs boots look great, they're b*****s to get on or off, (and pretty pricey, especially the Toggi), so it may be a trip to our fave builders merchants - Travis Perkins - to see what they have in stock!
So if anyone wants any jobs done, I'll have the kit, but you may be better off asking someone else...;0~