Yes, we have a Breville, and the instructions are written in Pidgin Swahili as far as I can see!
I really cannot work out how to use it, so your Doctorate in Space Exploration, Singing at Trees and Severe Gardening is obviously doing its job, Goosey!
As we don't have anything more than a desk-top cooker and grill with two rings, we tend to look sideways at the microwave, and say a few unmentionable phrases, but I do use it for normal duties, except when they say the awful word, 'COMBI'...:0~
Aaaaaargh, I feel a session with the instructions coming on............