Goosey, I didn't mean normal, nice people like you, just the sort of overblown 'expert' one gets fed by the press - if anyone ever bothers to watch the 'news' nowadays!
I'm sure your bookcases are just fab, and when you've read them all (again), Mrs Growster is after a ton of books to re-read, as she's just finished the 'Burracombe' sagas...
I'll send a lorry, plus a tincture for your trouble..;0)