I thought I'd posted this and another one in a post the other day but can't find them. Mods, just GG's funny take on the current situation but alter or delete as necessary.
1) Run out of loo-rolls? Just do what they used to do in the old days. Get a wire coat-hanger and slightly squash it. Get your old newspapers etc, a hole-puncher, a pair of scissors and several pieces of strong piece of twine. Cut the paper into four pieces, punch a hole in one end, thread your twine through the holes and repeat until you've almost run out of twine. Attach the coat-hanger hook onto your loo-roll holder then tie the ends of the twine onto the bottom of the hanger. BTW, GG does not take any responsibility of what papers you use and neither does she care if your rear end gets an imprint from a page three pic.
2) Run out of soap? Get a packet of Soapwort (a.k.a.(Saponaria officinalis) and then follow the instructions. Can't wait? Buy as many packets of nuts as you can then remove their shells and put them into a blender or whatever you have available. Find some old moisturising cream and mix it with the nut granules then enjoy! BTW, GG does not take any responsibility if you get an unexpected Brazilian tan.
3) Being serious, please just do three things for me. Ring your loved ones to see if they're ok. Get a carrier bag, fill it with goodies then leave it on someone's doorstep who you know will appreciate that act of kindness. The last thing I want you to know is how we've always worked together in times of crisis. As long as we stand together we will survive.