[mrs bouquet]

That is what my parents called me if I fell off the horse, or anything really !

Today, I washed blankets, gardened, got in the shower.   When dry, reached for my unguents, one of which is Coconut Oil.   Took the jar from the unit, took the top off as I swung round to face the mirror, and it had melted    It went all down my fresh clothes, legs, feet, cotton slippers.  Up the wall, all over the floor.   I didn't know what to do first.    However, to cut a long dialogue short (for me).  Washing machine back on.  Mops, 4 buckets of very hot water, and me back in the shower,  1hour and 10 minutes later, I have finished.   Crickey,  what a mess.    I can only imagine what the parents would have called me today    Mrs Bouquet

[Goosegirl]

Now, now, MB! How many times have I told you not to do try doing the up-dated version of the Hokey-Cokey  no matter how excited you feel after having a lovely spa bath! Apart from wanting to come down and give you a big bath towel hug, it's going to give you-know-who more of those pics that asks us either what device is this he's recently constructed that you need should it ever happen again (he's got a lot more experience in this field which I can't possibly comment on its efficacy) or he might change the ingredients in what seems to be some sort of mummifying oil in order to create something to die for! Heavens preserve us if he's found something that gives us eternal life and we didn't invest in it because we could be millionaires by now! 

[snow white]

 

[mrs bouquet]

Hi Snowwhite. it was much funny than that    Mrs B

[sunshineband]

You made it sound hilarious MRs B but I feel for you… all that nice clean laundry, all the coconut oil washed away now down the drain... I do feel for you 

[mrs bouquet]

All the buckets of oily water went on the plants (as does all the rest of the water used here !)    They love it    thanks  for your nice answers.   Mrs B