Has the world gone completely mad ???

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Has the world gone completely mad ???
« on: April 01, 2019, 13:53 »
Yet another research group has publicised its findings today. Believe it or not they are advising that anyone who works with cows (including vets) must not wear anything made of leather because the smell created an increase in their stress hormones. This was found to not only affect their milk output but also had a negative  effect on the quality of their beef products. I think I'll have another G&T in the hope that my mind can somehow understand their reasoning but I'm not holding my breath!  :blush:
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Re: Has the world gone completely mad ???
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2019, 15:57 »
Probably written by a bunch of vegans. 

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Re: Has the world gone completely mad ???
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2019, 16:08 »
Well it is April 1st...

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Re: Has the world gone completely mad ???
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2019, 19:07 »
I don't know whether to say  OMG, or  HA HA, good joke.    :lol:  Mrs Bouquet
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Re: Has the world gone completely mad ???
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2019, 19:20 »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:  I think  ::)
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Re: Has the world gone completely mad ???
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2019, 19:46 »
Trouble is these days truth is stranger than fiction.

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Re: Has the world gone completely mad ???
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2019, 21:27 »
I'm having increasing trouble telling truth from fiction even when it's not April 1st!  :wacko:
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Re: Has the world gone completely mad ???
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2019, 21:33 »
That rather knocks my YouTube selection to bits, Goosey...

Leather?

Squeaks a bit, but what else?

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Re: Has the world gone completely mad ???
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2019, 21:41 »
Dunno, probably a moo-t point

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Re: Has the world gone completely mad ???
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2019, 15:12 »
That rather knocks my YouTube selection to bits, Goosey...

Leather?

Squeaks a bit, but what else?
Leather is only supposed to squeak when you've not paid for it. Anyway, have a happy April Fool's Day!  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Has the world gone completely mad ???
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2019, 21:33 »
Can't be an April's Fool as it was after 12 noon...
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Re: Has the world gone completely mad ???
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2019, 22:39 »
Can't be an April's Fool as it was after 12 noon...

M'lud, thread dismissed on a technicality, the defence rests it's case.

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Re: Has the world gone completely mad ???
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2019, 07:04 »
I raise a special defense of "timezones"... jokes can come from places other than Blighty, milud.

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Re: Has the world gone completely mad ???
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2019, 17:31 »
May I thank my esteemed colleague for bringing some sanity to this court. Not only has he put his wig on the right way round, he's also a well-respected advocate who has several professional qualifications and plaudits,  such as being a top graduate of the University of Columbo, a personally-signed certificate of competence from Hercules Poirot, and he once lived in 221B, Baker Street where the still-pervading air of smoke from an undefined source together with the sweet sound of the Stradivarius has been a great asset to his career. May I suggest a short break so m'lud can take some time to muse and cogitate on this important matter whilst partaking some much-needed tinctures.



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