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My gardening wish list to Santa ...
« on: December 19, 2018, 11:45 »
Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl honest, so I really, really deserve the following.  Would appreciate it if you could see your way to obliging  :D

All seeds must germinate for me, except weed seeds, which I am happy for you to redirect all seed failure vibes towards,

I don't mind some rain, even frost or snow, but a bit less drama with the weather this year would be nice,

Oh and finally please make all my slugs and snails mealworm flavoured so the chucks and wild birds find them irresistible and fill their beaks.

I promise an extra nice tincture and a snack on Christmas Eve for you  ;)

Love NS x

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Re: My gardening wish list to Santa ...
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2018, 13:21 »
Dear Santa
give us all good health
we can deal with everything else..

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Re: My gardening wish list to Santa ...
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2018, 13:42 »
Mine is:-
1) Please could I have a little elf to help me sort out my very untidy and waterlogged greenhouse.
2) A nice lumberjack to re-edge my beds with the rather broad ones we got over a year ago as we don't know anyone who can split them down the middle so we can use them.
3) Could I please have a magic fairy once a week to perform miracles as in:- finding the other sock to match the one in the lost socks basket, removing errant cobwebs with her wand so they don't re-appear the next week, and to spread a little blessing of sparkle dust onto those who most need it.
I don't like bananas unless it's raining. (A quote from my great-niece).

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Re: My gardening wish list to Santa ...
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2018, 17:23 »
Dear Santa

As long as I can walk, move my arms and breathe that will be good please

if you have time, please will you tell the rats on our site they would be much better off living in the watermeadow, not on our plots. So much nicer for them (and for us  :nowink:)

Thank you so much

Seasons Greetings

Sunny

PS The little glass of something nice will be in its usual place, along with a carrot or two for your flurry of reindeer xx
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Re: My gardening wish list to Santa ...
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2018, 18:00 »
Dear Santa , if you are not busy in April i'll have a dozen sacks of Reindeer dung off you !



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