Great result Goosey!
Squire Gander deserves a large tincture and so do you!
We were given a set of pans for our wedding back in 1972. Mrs Growster was very direct on her list as to what she wanted, because she is a pretty damn good chefette at all times, and we were asked and recognised generosity in all cases as good people should do.
When we opened the box, we found a completely different set, with the comment that A***** knows that these are the right ones, so she bought you these. (this from an uncle). That was the fait a compli from someone who we weren't all that keen on, although the uncle was a great bloke - er - see who I'm talking about...
Hmmm, they were pretty useless, and Mrs Growster's mum bought us a real set of pans some years later. They're still going strong and used every day!