They sound well trained New Shoot!
I think my reaction to standing in poop on the kitchen floor in bare feet sent a message
I know where Dan is coming from on that one
They are not as dumb as they make out and know full well when they are being bad. They are just chancers by nature
As I pointed out to them, 'elf and safety says they are not even allowed to eat anything that has come out of the kitchen, let alone come in and try helping themselves