But it's words to the Village People - In the Navy song
NPK, NPK, what did you do on the Patch today...
NPK, NPK, what did you do on the Patch today...
On the allotment, you can just play with your hoe
On the allotment, you have seeds to sow
On the allotment, you can brew Comfrey Tea
On the allotment, you can kill a slug or three