Potato Marriage

fatbelly · « **on:** January 07, 2008, 21:39 »

Daddy potato had three potato daughters and when they were 21 he sent them out to find a man potato to marry.

So all three went out into the wide world to find a husband.

The first one came back one month later and said 'Dad I am getting married to a King Edward'. Overjoyed at this news Daddy potato says 'By heck lass you have done well for yourself you are marrying a King Edward that means you are marrying royalty I am so proud of you'

The second potato came back and says 'Dad I am getting married to a Jersey Royal'. Overjoyed at this news Daddy potato says 'By heck lass you have done well for yourself you are marrying a Jersey Royal that means you are marrying royalty I am so proud of you'.

Then the third potato daughter comes back and says 'Dad I am getting married' Dad potato says you are getting married well done lass who to?
The third daughter says 'Well dad I am getting married to Des Lynham'.

Aghast at this Dad says 'WHAT no way can you marry Des Lynham he is a commentator'.

gobs · « **Reply #1 on:** January 07, 2008, 21:53 »

Well, would have been less inbreeding, though.

SnooziSuzi · « **Reply #2 on:** January 07, 2008, 21:57 »

*groan*

DD. · « **Reply #3 on:** January 08, 2008, 08:03 »

That deserves.......

Selkie · « **Reply #4 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:38 »

woo hooo, it's the tumble weed again

DD. · « **Reply #5 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:49 »

Yes & it will keep coming out for bad jokes. (May downsize it a bit)!

sparky · « **Reply #6 on:** January 08, 2008, 22:27 »

Quote from: "rosemarycallsthegoddess"

woo hooo, it's the tumble weed again

Selkie · « **Reply #7 on:** January 08, 2008, 22:28 »

Oooh I like that one too!!

( :? Sparky is that a spider or an insect scurrying around in your signature? - is it your new pet?!)

gobs · « **Reply #8 on:** January 08, 2008, 22:36 »

I'd guess an ant.

ditchdigger · « **Reply #9 on:** January 09, 2008, 01:58 »

A man went into a department store and asked an assistant, "Do you sell potato clocks?"
"Potato clocks, sir? I'm not sure what you mean," replied the assistant.
"Well," came the explanation, "I'm always being late for work, and my boss said I would get there for nine if I got a potato clock

DD. · « **Reply #10 on:** January 09, 2008, 07:12 »

Quote from: "ditchdigger"

A man went into a department store and asked an assistant, "Do you sell potato clocks?"
"Potato clocks, sir? I'm not sure what you mean," replied the assistant.
"Well," came the explanation, "I'm always being late for work, and my boss said I would get there for nine if I got a potato clock

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