[Growster...]

when l lose things / forget things or am generally dopey, I blame old age and alcohol abuse for killing my brain cells  .... 

 

what's your excuse?

 

Old age and alcohol abuse, and loss of memory,

What's your excuse...?

[GrannieAnnie]

Nope, didn't work, we had to chuck it under the oven grill to get anything like what we wanted!

I'll try for one on my own as Mrs G is particularly interested in getting it about right, and this it wasn't!

As for the keys, Snows, that's a good idea...

Awww sorry didn't work out right.  Guess you'll just have to keep practising !!