[pigguns]

I was sure there would have been a thread somewhere, and I did find an old 2009 photo when I used the search facility, but hopefully some nice mod will re-direct this.
It's my first ever carrot  :blink:  (and the seeds were sent to me to celebrate my new allotment by my Salvation Army Captain mate  )

Removed. O the shame  :blink: sorry

[Beetroot Queen]

We had a very rude tomato with an added sticky out bit, made the boys of the house blush lol

Unfortunately hes now in a batch of willy wonka chutney 

[Aunt Sally]

Do not post any pictures that you would not like your small child or elderly aunt to see 

[pigguns]

sorry-good point.  Can you delete me please 

[Beetroot Queen]

Do not post any pictures that you would not like your small child or elderly aunt to see 

My tom was suitable for the kids they thought it was hillarious  all part of the birds and bees aunty hehe its no ruder than the advice we give about pollinating courgettes and squashes 

[hamstergbert]

Would an acceptable 'rude veg photo' be a snap of a 280gm plastic bag of not terribly fresh looking runner beans at £1.40

Now that is not just rude but pretty obscene, I reckon

[Aunt Sally]

Would an acceptable 'rude veg photo' be a snap of a 280gm plastic bag of not terribly fresh looking runner beans at £1.40

Now that is not just rude but pretty obscene, I reckon

Absolutely disgusting, considering that my neighbours run from me at this time of year in case I have a carrier bag full of them to give away 

[Kristen]

Rude not to?!!

[Kristen]

(Offer them veg I mean ... not to run away.  I'll go and sit on the norty step now ...)

[Aunt Sally]

Good idea 

[Fairy Plotmother]

  uh oh Auntie's got a stern look on her face.

[8doubles]

My elderly aunt would like to see the photo !

[Beetroot Queen]

Would an acceptable 'rude veg photo' be a snap of a 280gm plastic bag of not terribly fresh looking runner beans at £1.40

Now that is not just rude but pretty obscene, I reckon

Absolutely disgusting, considering that my neighbours run from me at this time of year in case I have a carrier bag full of them to give away 

My neighbours wear wigs and dodgey glasses now to avoid me......... They think i dont see......... Buti do....... And when they pop out i plan to post runner beans through the letter box. 

[Aunt Sally]

My elderly aunt would like to see the photo !

What a naughty elderly aunt 

[Salmo]

I know your alta ego of Aunt Sally is a bit stern but deleting a fun photo is a bit prudish.

Try this one of carrot man