[viettaclark]

Think I might get a bit of a reputation?

[Paul Plots]

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
Think I'll go and eat worms.
Short fat hairy ones, great long skinny ones
See how they wriggle and squirm!
Bite the heads off, suck all the juice out
Throw the empty skins away,
Nobody Likes me, everybody hates me
So I eat worms all day!


(Audience participation classy singalong - with suitable actions and slurping sounds - from last winter's Burley in Wharfedale panto!)

Those lines are very familiar  A mate of mine taught hundreds of children this song when we took them camping. Those were the days....

Also: On Ilkley Moor without the ten-gallon hat.