[Growster...]

" it's only very small, very green specimens which tend to shrivel up instead of ripen in my experience"

You're clearly far too young and sprightly to remember Dan Dare's biggest enemy then Jay...;0)

[JayG]

" it's only very small, very green specimens which tend to shrivel up instead of ripen in my experience"

You're clearly far too young and sprightly to remember Dan Dare's biggest enemy then Jay...;0)

Alas, I'm actually too old and decrepit to remember! 

[DD.]

Another 10 years and you'll remember like it was only yesterday!