Chicken Joke

wighty · « **on:** March 05, 2008, 17:42 »

courtesy of Martin Clunes in the Best mag.

Man driving down country lane in his 4 x 4 runs over and kills a cockerel. He picks it up and carries it into a nearby farm and hands it over to the farmer's wife. 'I'm sosorry. Please let me replace it'. The farmer's wife replies ' okay, our 100 hens are round the back'

sorry.

Fat Hen · « **Reply #1 on:** March 05, 2008, 18:02 »

Wildeone · « **Reply #2 on:** March 05, 2008, 18:21 »

Chappers · « **Reply #3 on:** March 05, 2008, 18:26 »

:cry: :cry: :cry:

Jellyhead · « **Reply #4 on:** March 05, 2008, 18:32 »

beki · « **Reply #5 on:** March 05, 2008, 18:41 »

LOL that's fab

love martin clunes

dangolding · « **Reply #6 on:** March 05, 2008, 19:14 »

made me smile - thanks!

wighty · « **Reply #7 on:** March 05, 2008, 20:32 »

wanted to bring a smile to everybody after some of the other posts this week. It made me laugh. I am going to Scats tomorrow to look into an EGLOO, nearly converted me.

upthetump · « **Reply #8 on:** March 06, 2008, 10:02 »

2 chickens standing by the side of a road. One says to the other " dont cross, we'll never hear the last of it"

Aunt Sally · « **Reply #9 on:** March 06, 2008, 10:24 »

Quote from: "wighty"

wanted to bring a smile to everybody after some of the other posts this week. It made me laugh. I am going to Scats tomorrow to look into an EGLOO, nearly converted me.

You're not allowed to have an "EGLU" unless you can spell it wighty

milliebecks · « **Reply #10 on:** March 06, 2008, 10:24 »

Now that one ..... I like a lot

Chappers · « **Reply #11 on:** March 06, 2008, 16:59 »

A man was driving along when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 50 mph. He accelerated to 60, and the chicken stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed him. The man noticed that the chicken had three legs. So he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said, "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."

GrannieAnnie · « **Reply #12 on:** March 06, 2008, 17:04 »

Nope, sorry Chappers, you got it all wrong!! You see, I knew the farmer, and the chickens had 4 legs as the traditional family have 4 people in them!!!!!!

Chappers · « **Reply #13 on:** March 06, 2008, 17:11 »

Quote from: "GrannieAnnie"

Nope, sorry Chappers, you got it all wrong!! You see, I knew the farmer, and the chickens had 4 legs as the traditional family have 4 people in them!!!!!!

I did think that but i cheated and copy/pasted it from another site :roll:

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