[juvenal]

Each year I run a food bank..

I sow, plant, water and nurture vegetables to the point of ripeness..

Then wild animals, birds, slugs and insects come and eat everything..

Some call it an allotment.

[Aunt Sally]

Oh dear      Not an unusual story, I fear   

But your charity work is appreciated by the grateful recipients 

[Subversive_plot]

What can I say Juvenal.  You're a GIVER!!
 

[omits]

Each year I run a food bank..

Similar here. They all slug it out for a taste of my Brassies and lettuce. If they get caught though...!