I have a single Red Falstaff apple tree 6-8 feet tall. This year it has produced 228 good sized fruit. Three times the number it has ever had before.
My shed, bench, racks, and worktops are full.
I'm giving apples away like a maniac.
Everyone I have successfully accosted is by now stuffed with crumble, strudel, charlotte, baked apples, stewed apples, raw apples, toffee apples, apple juice and apple sauce.
Neighbours are crossing the road when I approach, shouting "No more! no more!"
I'm too old to invest in a cider press.
Anyone else out there whose apple tree has gone bananas?