No, not the name of an ex-girlfriend.
The hedges and walls around my (large) garden are being covered by ivy. It seems as fast as I pull it off one section then it grows somewhere else. It's a bit like painting the Forth Bridge.
It is growing through hedges and spreading along the ground looking for somewhere else to infest.
I try pulling off all I can get to, but the following year it's back again.
I don't like killing off plants but this really is a pest, and trying to keep on top of it is taking up precious time that I could better spend cultivating my veggies.
Is there any way of stopping this annual attack on my garden once and for all?