[farmersue]

Ok Im confused

I need the real scientific name before I crack up so what is it to be.....?

Furtle
Firkle
Furkle

Answers by email to whatwordforhavingafeelinthesoilsforyourspuds.com

OK who clicked the link?

This is the funniest and best forum in the world! My eyes are watering from laughing so much. 

[DD.]

We aim to provide a bit of entertainment.

We'll let you know details of our stand up tour in due course.

[Paul Plots]

Ok Im confused

I need the real scientific name before I crack up so what is it to be.....?

Furtle
Firkle
Furkle

Answers by email to whatwordforhavingafeelinthesoilsforyourspuds.com

OK who clicked the link?

This is the funniest and best forum in the world! My eyes are watering from laughing so much. 

It's ok for you lot to laugh.... but I had the wrong specs on when I "clicked on the link" and was very disappointed to find it didn't work   :blink:   

It's only now I have found the right specs that I've been able to actually read it   

[Paul Plots]

We invited my parents to dinner as it was Fathers Day - just had to have new potatoes so I "delved" again and this time a decent bagful for dinner.

1st early rocket = lovely!! 

2nd earlies are late 

[peapod]

Ok Im confused

I need the real scientific name before I crack up so what is it to be.....?

Furtle
Firkle
Furkle

Answers by email to whatwordforhavingafeelinthesoilsforyourspuds.com

OK who clicked the link?

This is the funniest and best forum in the world! My eyes are watering from laughing so much. 

It's ok for you lot to laugh.... but I had the wrong specs on when I "clicked on the link" and was very disappointed to find it didn't work   :blink:   

It's only now I have found the right specs that I've been able to actually read it   

Oops! Sorry 

And can I just point out I have officially cracked up..it backfired on me..no-one could give me the answer due to a broken email link, and I am now currently in negotiations with the local bedlum to have time off for good behaviour if I grow them some spuds.

Tis not possible, I cant find out when they are ready 

Its coming back...DD .....help me! Theres no flowers on my spuds!!

[Paul Plots]

peapod perhaps your spuds simply aren't ready to flower yet - not everyone / thing likes to be rushed...

It's either that or they've no idea when they are supposed to be ready either 

I bought my seed potatoes by the kilo and they were stuck in a paper-bag - if only they had come with instructions written on the bag like when to dig the bu**ers up again!! 

[peapod]

Ive been given an injection and calmed down 

I got my seed spud packets out today...not a flamin clue! Will furtle/firkle/furkle

(Have a delve)

and then blame you lot for not telling me Im a failure 

[Paul Plots]

(Have a delve) = worked for me!!  ..... especially once I'd found my specs! 

I often find them (specs not spuds) amongst the lettuces or when I am weeding.... putting them in the top pocket of my shirt is not the brightest of ideas is it?? 

Just as well I buy cheap pairs as I only need them for reading 

[Bozwell]

You can have a delve if you want. A good Furtle definately does it for me. 

[mumofstig]

Sorry istill prefer to furkle

[Mitsy]

I finally had a furkle or whatever? 

Got a few for tea but left the rest there. Plants are still going strong 

[Paul Plots]

Furkle is fine but delve is what I do without the specs on as I tend to do without the fork and use my mits if the soil allows.... that way I don't miss any (I hope!) 

It's all done by feel