[Scribbler]

Aunty will be along in a minute to put her oar in  

[Trillium]

Oui, j'ai oublie - des pissenlits  

[Alex 98]

What about growing RUBUS 'COCKBURNIANUS' in it
 
Alex 98

[shaun]

hows about a plain old chair for the plot  

[mdueal]

I told someone dandilions were called pissenlits in French and they didnt believe me!

There is a house near my sister in law who has a whole old fashioned toilet (with high cistern) mounted to the front wall of their house used as planter - and next to it is the sink. Great talking point but awful if you lived next door!!

[GrannieAnnie]

I had one in the front garden when we lived in Essex.  I grew aubretia round the edges and various other bits in the middle (including dwarf MARIGOLDS!!!!!)

Until someone who shall remain nameless knocked it over and broke it!!!!!

[Alex 98]

So we've run out of toilet jokes then.....

Alex 98

[DD.]

So we've run out of toilet jokes then.....

Alex 98

Yup, we've scraped the bottom of the pan.

[GrannieAnnie]

So we've run out of toilet jokes then.....

Alex 98

I'm afraid I couldn't compete with any of them, so I didn't bother!!!!!  

[Scribbler]

Some suitable roses:

Brownie, Can Can, Peer Gynt


Also, we've got a bush in our garden with tiny black flowers, possibly a Pittosporum, and it stinks just like urine. Really.

[Scribbler]

Finally decided to go for lupins