I've been reliably informed that Growster's senservumer is a new variety of sempervivum he's been secretly coddling in a terrarium somewhere in his attic next to a portrait of some old geezer (artist anon) and an old box of Black Magic he got for Chris... - er - a certain festive seasonal celebration. Last time I droned over there, all I could see through the dormer windows was a load of test tubes in a rack, a Bunsen burner, some conical flasks, a titration device with a thistle funnel on the top, a dodgy mix of rheostats and a pair of rubber gloves with not a First Aid kit in sight! Our dear friend needs help so what can we do to help our chum?