[shedmeister]

After much joy with sweetcorn and Dwarf beans and despite many threats of beatings with the one who thinks she is obeyed broomstick. I decided in a moment of madness to try and stash  other seed in the depth of the airing cupboard.
Cucumber, marrow, melon and nasturtium soon found themselves hidden from sight for a couple of days and many pots were readied for the hoped germinated seed.
!00% on cucumber marrow and melon which made me well happy.
Unfortunately the nasturtium seeds ended up killed.
The tub they were in was discovered, peeked into and stomped on.
Someone thought they were creepy crawlies and panicked. 
Does anyone have a tried and tested method for removing broom handles from a certain orifice?