[mrs bouquet]

Its coming up to WI and in one week, I need a couple of Jokes please.   They liked the penguin one, and so did my grandchildren, she walked about with a fluffy penguin under her arm, telling the joke  Mrs Bouquet

[Goosegirl]

Wife to husband "Wrinkles are just life's laughter-lines".
Husband to wife "Well, something must have been flipping hilarious then"!

[Blackpool rocket]

It's a bit of a challenge to come up with another that's appropriate for WI & grandchildren, but here goes....

I Don’t mean to brag, but I am pretty amazing at this diet lark. Just finished a 7 day one in under 6 hours.


I'm the same with jigsaw puzzles. I recently completed quite a tough one in less than a day and when I looked on the box it said 3-5 yrs.



Br.