Well thank you everyone for all your thoughtful comments, unfortunately you guys haven't really inspired me with confidence, but thanks for trying...
I am now concerned that irrespective how hard or fast I hit this bloomin ram he probably isn't going to feel a thing, and what...pray tell me are "happy sacks???" and how do I find them whilst he is ramming me??? Nubile ewes...well thats a laugh he has plenty of them... treats?
I gave the ungrateful b.........d a whole bucketful!!!!!
Run fast??? Oh I can run fast..would like to be able to carry a few eggs at the same time
ohhhh please dont explain happy sacks as they are not bags of monkey nuts exactly..or so dearly beloved has informed me :blink: :blink: