[8doubles]

I still like this one,

[Paul Plots]

Nice one Jamie!!

[elibump]

  Jamie

[philskin]

Don't know about you folks but this snow and cold is doing my head in' since it started the wife just stands there staring through the window. If it gets any worse I will have to let her in the house.     lol

[davethespread]

i phoned the lib-dem headquarters today and asked for a copy of their 2010 manifesto

but they said they had sold out

[Gwiz]

 

[Paul Plots]

It took me more than a minute to get that one!     

[gypsy]

I was a bit slow to get that one, 

[davethespread]

so peter beardsley has been put in temporary charge of newcastle.

things are getting really ugly at st james park

[GTFC197]

Sorry to bother you, but with all this snow I could do with your help, I'm not far from some of you,,,


I have got problems getting started and could really do with a push,,,,


I feel really bad for asking, but I don't know who else to turn to,,,,





If anyone can help me,,


























I'm sat on the swings in the park!!!!!!!!!!!

[GTFC197]

Paddy's dad died suddenly and he was on his knees crying,,
After a couple of minutes he got a phone call and started crying even louder,,

Murphy says,

"What's wrong now, Paddy?"

Paddy now sobbing replied,,

"That was my sister on the phone to tell me that her dad has died too"

[GTFC197]

Just got home from shopping and found all the doors and windows open and everything gone






What kind of sad person would do that to my advent calender?

[Aunt Sally]

Paddy's dad died suddenly and he was on his knees crying,,
After a couple of minutes he got a phone call and started crying even louder,,

Murphy says,

"What's wrong now, Paddy?"

Paddy now sobbing replied,,

"That was my sister on the phone to tell me that her dad has died too"

You should be more sympathetic dear - they may not have had the same father

[GTFC197]

I made myself a snowman as perfect as can be,

I thought I'd keep it as a pet so I let it sleep with me,

I made it some pyjamas and a pillow for its head,

But as I slept he deserted me and left me with a wet bed.

[pigeonpie]

In recent conversations at Buckingham Palace Kate Middleton asked the Queen the secrets of a long marriage and life. 

The Queen replied "Always wear a seat belt and don't annoy me..."