[Dave Mack]

Boy i'm really glad you dont tell to many jokes John 

Sadly I do - but lucky for you they're not fit for a family friendly forum 

Yeah i know what you mean  thats why i haven't added any of my own 

[JayG]

There's a programme on BBC1 at 9 pm tonight called "The Young Ones"; it's about senility and how to avoid it (I think!) 

Only problem I have is remembering to actually watch it! 

[Paul Plots]

There's a programme on BBC1 at 9 pm tonight called "The Young Ones"; it's about senility and how to avoid it (I think!) 

Only problem I have is remembering to actually watch it! 

I meant to watch it and forgot! 

[Bizzi Lizzi]

There's a programme on BBC1 at 9 pm tonight called "The Young Ones"; it's about senility and how to avoid it (I think!) 

Only problem I have is remembering to actually watch it! 

Dickie Bird often pops into our shop and he's doing well for his age but yes, his memory is sometimes a bit haphazard.  He always asks us the same question and he always gets the same answer but he's looking better than he did earlier this year. 

[JayG]

There's a programme on BBC1 at 9 pm tonight called "The Young Ones"; it's about senility and how to avoid it (I think!)  

Only problem I have is remembering to actually watch it!  

Dickie Bird often pops into our shop and he's doing well for his age but yes, his memory is sometimes a bit haphazard.  He always asks us the same question and he always gets the same answer but he's looking better than he did earlier this year.

He sounds as if he would be very much at home on these forums!    

[plum crumble]

Forum?
Who?
What?
I can't remember, and I can't hear

 
and I seem to be talking to myself!!!

[davethespread]

a coffee machine exploded in our sainsbury today killing one person,they didnt suffer though it was instant.

[Paul Plots]

a coffee machine exploded in our sainsbury today killing one person,they didnt suffer though it was instant.

Is that black humour or white with two sugars? 

[elibump]

a coffee machine exploded in our sainsbury today killing one person,they didnt suffer though it was instant.

Is that black humour or white with two sugars? 

[Bizzi Lizzi]

How do you stop a mouse from drowing?

Give it mouse to mouse rescusitation!

[Dave Mack]

Oh dear Lizzi   did you get that out of a festive cracker ... i would of said Christmas cracker but the C word is banned  

[hamstergbert]

My nephew bought a Mickey Mouse outfit from the Disney shop but where there should have been the traditional two big ears, his was defective and had three!  He had to send that part of the outfit back - the return of the three mouse-kit ears......



I'll get me coat (if a certain person has knocked one up for me out of old curtains)

[pottyaboutgrowing]

 Man: 'Can I have a return ticket' please?'
Railway clerk: 'Where to?'
Man 'Why back here' of course.'  :blink:

[pottyaboutgrowing]

What do you call a Scottish cloakroom attendant??

AngusMcCoatup

[pottyaboutgrowing]

Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
He got tiered of the holebusiness.