[Zeb]

[Aunt Sally]

No more cartoons please.  Could give us a problem with copyright. 

[Jemimapuddleduck]

 
Original photo courtesy of www.cleanjoke.com

[Yorkie]

Jemima, please could you edit the post to show which website that picture came from.  We have copyright difficulties otherwise.

[Ice]

I've attributed it to cleanjoke.com.  Just in case Jemima can't remember where it came from, as I often can't remember stuff either.  Or is that the Gin? 

[plum crumble]

Gin or Age Ice, Gin or Age

(sound of Welsh feet running off stage left............. )

[mumofstig]

Ice Age gin? is that vintage stuff

[Ice]

Gin or Age Ice, Gin or Age

(sound of Welsh feet running off stage left............. )

What was I going to write?

Oh yes, my fellow celt, I love you man, you're my beshtest friend in the wurld, hic.

[DavidT]

I am most definitely saying NOTHING.

[ohbeary]

Mae ddim c ag gin ai 'n hen hia, or even new ice and old Gin!

[Jemimapuddleduck]

oops. sorry about the copyright thingy...and thanks for bailing me out!

[Paul Plots]

 
Original photo courtesy of www.cleanjoke.com

That's quackers! I'm sure ducks are honest!

[aelf]

why did the lion eat the tight-rope walker?



He wanted a well-balanced meal 

[DD.]

Beer contains female hormones !

Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.


It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :


1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
Had to sit down while urinating.


No further testing was considered necessary.

[PennyS]

Beer contains female hormones !

Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.


It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :


1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
Had to sit down while urinating.


No further testing was considered necessary.

OOOOOOH.  Aunty, where are you?