The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #510 on: June 01, 2010, 21:39 »
I`ve never been ugly. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Don't you have a mirror ? DavidT  :lol: :lol: :D :D

He used to, but somehow they all got broken!  :tongue2:  :lol:
Perhaps it a mirror from an Amusement Site  :lol: :lol: :D

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #511 on: June 01, 2010, 21:42 »
OOO and I thought women were supposed to be catty

MEOW!  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #512 on: June 01, 2010, 21:44 »
OOO and I thought women were supposed to be catty

MEOW!  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sorry Peapod us men call it banter ;) ;) Miaow :D :D

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #513 on: June 02, 2010, 01:07 »
OOO and I thought women were supposed to be catty

MEOW!  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sorry Peapod us men call it banter ;) ;) Miaow :D :D

Banter? Me...how?  :lol:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #514 on: June 02, 2010, 06:32 »
blimey the claws really came out last night,did'nt they :D
i dont suffer with insanity..........i enjoy every minute of it.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #515 on: June 02, 2010, 18:37 »
blimey the claws really came out last night,did'nt they :D
No Dave it was more like constructive debate!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #516 on: June 02, 2010, 18:49 »
blimey the claws really came out last night,did'nt they :D
No Dave it was more like constructive debate!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

On reflection I'm inclined to agree with you!  :nowink:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #517 on: June 02, 2010, 20:20 »
I put it down to jealousy because I`ve never been ugly. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #518 on: June 02, 2010, 22:28 »
did your mother tell you that?  ;)

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #519 on: June 02, 2010, 22:40 »
The most beautiful person can have an ugly soul. :ohmy:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #520 on: June 03, 2010, 06:11 »
my psychotherapist reckons i am consumed by vengeance,well,we'll see about that!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #521 on: June 03, 2010, 06:24 »
yesterday i had an interview with a careers advisor,and he asked me what i thought i was best at.
so i thought for a moment and said,"im brilliant at wasting time",ive got a start at the council next week.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #522 on: June 03, 2010, 19:16 »
 :lol:  :lol:

Space for one more?   

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #523 on: June 05, 2010, 14:58 »
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
 
 1.  The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

 
 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

 
 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

 
 4. A dog's parents never visit.

 
 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

 
 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

 
 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk...

 
 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

 
 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

 
 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

 
 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

 
 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

 
 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

 And last, but certainly not least:

 
 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.


 
Ultimate True Test:
 Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's the happiest to see you.

 
I use to be indecisive now I'm not so sure

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #524 on: June 05, 2010, 17:34 »



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