[aelf]

first Iceland goes bankrupt, then tries to set itself on fire...

anyone else see an insurance claim coming? 

[plum crumble]

and it's got to sell the worst rubbish frozen food in the world! (Hmm, how many ways can we repackage fat/sugar combinations?)

[davethespread]

and it's got to sell the worst rubbish frozen food in the world! (Hmm, how many ways can we repackage fat/sugar combinations?)

here's one way

[plum crumble]

 

[unconcerned]

I couldn't find the 'What the hell did they think they were doing thread, so here goes:
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[sclarke624]

1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

2. A will is a dead giveaway.

3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.

5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism,
it's your Count that votes.

6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show
you A-flat miner.

10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

11.  A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted
in Linoleum Blownapart.

12. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

13. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

14. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

15. A calendar's days are numbered.

16. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint
mine.

17. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

18. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

19. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

20. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small
medium at large.

21. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed
in the end.

22. When you've seen one shopping centre you've seen a mall.

23. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine .

24. When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought
she'd dye.

25. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

26. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

27. Acupuncture: a jab well done.

28. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de
feet.

29. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir
Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

30. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but
it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

31. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class
because it was a weapon of math disruption.

32. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be
stationery.

33. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited
for littering.

34. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie..

35. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

36. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: 'Keep
off the Grass.'

37. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is
now a seasoned veteran.

38. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.

[joyfull]

  , have now copied this and forwarded it on 

[Aunt Sally]

Very clever 

[sclarke624]

I've got loads of things like this but this one I haven't seen before.  A lot of my others have been around and around.

[Jamie Butterworth]

I used to buy a ticket for the lottery every week, but then I found out you could watch it for free on the television.

[Ice]

I used to buy a ticket for the lottery every week, but then I found out you could watch it for free on the television.

[sclarke624]

26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
6. A dog's parents never visit.
7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
10. Dogs seldom outlive you.
11. Dogs can't talk.
12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
17.  If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
18.  A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
25. Dogs are not allowed in Harvey Nichols or harrods.

[plot6b]

O dear I cannot wait to see the Fallout from this one

[Aunt Sally]

O dear I cannot wait to see the Fallout from this one

Why's that dear ?

[plot6b]

O dear I cannot wait to see the Fallout from this one

Why's that dear ?

I've seen DavetheSpread have his knuckles rapped for similar Ladies jokes Aunt Sally:ohmy: .
You all gang up and belittle us poor chaps