The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #150 on: March 28, 2010, 14:37 »
15-30 to MoS :D :D

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #151 on: March 28, 2010, 15:48 »
15-30 to MoS :D :D

That's way out of line, I think I have the advantage ::)

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #152 on: March 28, 2010, 17:57 »
you cannot be SERIOUS!
Nige, has mum given you a backhander? :nowink:
small, Welsh and almost certainly bonkers, but can be tamed with Talisker, if required

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #153 on: March 28, 2010, 18:03 »
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Nige, has mum given you a backhander?

no he has just defaulted ::) Or is he chewing a murray mint :unsure:

Is it time for tie-break...oops sorry tea-break.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #154 on: March 28, 2010, 19:12 »
you cannot be SERIOUS!
Nige, has mum given you a backhander? :nowink:
It felt more like a Ace :D :D

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #155 on: March 28, 2010, 19:19 »
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Nige, has mum given you a backhander?

no he has just defaulted ::) Or is he chewing a murray mint :unsure:

Is it time for tie-break...oops sorry tea-break.
The too good to hurry mint and match point. I'll be Becker later :( :( :D

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #156 on: March 28, 2010, 19:43 »
dont give them the tennis elbow nige ::),give them stich :D or better still demand cash :nowink:
i dont suffer with insanity..........i enjoy every minute of it.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #157 on: March 28, 2010, 20:17 »
dont give them the tennis elbow nige ::),give them stich :D or better still demand cash :nowink:
Evening Dave I'll have to double fault on that one I carn't think of a decent return :( :( :D

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #158 on: March 28, 2010, 20:18 »
a punk sits down on a bench next to an old man reading his paper,after a while the old man looks up and stares at his multicoloured mohawk for about 5 minutes.

the punk says "whats a matter old man,never done anything interesting in your life"?

to which the old man replies "yes i once got drunk and had sex with a parrot and was wondering if you were my son".

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #159 on: March 28, 2010, 20:19 »
dont give them the tennis elbow nige ::),give them stich :D or better still demand cash :nowink:
Evening Dave I'll have to double fault on that one I carn't think of a decent return :( :( :D

evening nige ;)

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #160 on: March 28, 2010, 20:21 »
dont give them the tennis elbow nige ::),give them stich :D or better still demand cash :nowink:
Evening Dave I'll have to double fault on that one I carn't think of a decent return :( :( :D

evening nige ;)
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #161 on: March 28, 2010, 20:23 »
how does he smell?

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #162 on: March 28, 2010, 20:24 »
Two Irishmen walk into a jobcentre and see an ad saying Tree fellers wanted"  Paddy turns to his mate and says "Sure, 'tis a pity there's only the two of us"
Cheese makes everything better.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #163 on: March 28, 2010, 20:26 »

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #164 on: March 28, 2010, 20:28 »
how does he smell?
Awful :D :D :D
do you reckon we should be on the stage? the next one out of town :D



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