It's becoming a very, very sore subject Joyful.
The information from the courier is that it was picked up on 08 Apr, with a target delivery date of 12 Apr. Latest tracking information there is available is that it was offloaded in Lille at 12:30 on 11 Apr. Now it's only a 6hr drive from Lille to me, so one may think that it would have arrived on it's projected date... hence I worked from home yesterday but noooooo, no sign of it. I've had to come to the office today as I have an important f2f meeting, so you can probably guarantee it will arrive while I'm not in.
I expect it's coming on a pallet, so if I'm not in I have no idea how I can collect it from any depot it will be sent to :/