How about a play on the old song...
"You say 'Tomayto', I say 'Tomato', then everyone will answer that it's not 'tomayto' it's tomaaaato', and already, you have an audience, and potentially a sale of several hundred gallons of the stuff!
Is your kitchen big enough, Mrs B?
Goosey, Board meting at 'the Bells', 6.00pm sharp!