[devonbarmygardener]

Getting DD to advance a plan to ban Fr*** Beans is like getting the Pea Administration Committee to agree to nuclear weapons destruction...

 

[Salmo]

Absolutely, Grenders!

er - Why are they French anyway, they're long and green, and tasteless...

I can't agree there - I only grow climbing Fr**** Beans as I love their flavour..

But we can refer to them as 'climbing beans'

The non-climbers are dwarf beans, or to be correct beans of reduced stature.

[devonbarmygardener]

Absolutely, Grenders!

er - Why are they French anyway, they're long and green, and tasteless...

I can't agree there - I only grow climbing Fr**** Beans as I love their flavour..

But we can refer to them as 'climbing beans'

The non-climbers are dwarf beans, or to be correct beans of reduced stature.

 

[richy]

Its all called home grown here.

[gremlin]

(Retires into secret bunker to count my heritage peas and tomatoes).

I thought you gave all your peas individual names?   Or are you just arranging all your peas in size order- smallest on the the left and largest on the right?

They'll definitely be coming to take you away. 

[Growster...]

Nothing wrong with counting seeds!

It's a little known fact that the packet will say 'average five seeds', and you open the little white packet inside and there are six, so you leap around the room, waving the packet and shrieking the fact to anyone who bothers to listen!

What they don't say is that one of the seeds is a cardboard cut-out of a seed, and will never, ever germinate!

And who needs 2,000 lettuces anyway...

[Springlands]

Nothing wrong with counting seeds!

It's a little known fact that the packet will say 'average five seeds', and you open the little white packet inside and there are six, so you leap around the room, waving the packet and shrieking the fact to anyone who bothers to listen!

What they don't say is that one of the seeds is a cardboard cut-out of a seed, and will never, ever germinate!

And who needs 2,000 lettuces anyway...

My hens - they think that I grow lettuce specially for them. 

[Beetroot queen]

Nothing wrong with counting seeds!

It's a little known fact that the packet will say 'average five seeds', and you open the little white packet inside and there are six, so you leap around the room, waving the packet and shrieking the fact to anyone who bothers to listen!

What they don't say is that one of the seeds is a cardboard cut-out of a seed, and will never, ever germinate!

And who needs 2,000 lettuces anyway...

Errrrm I ordered two thousand lettuce from amazon, well it was 2000 for 99p or 150 for the same money. 
The first 16 have come up lovely only a few more to eat and I'll order some more.