I've decided to stand as an MP and claim all my alcohol on expenses.... surely that can 't be against the rules..? I mean it's not like I'm claiming for a duck house!
cheers all.... VOTE FOR ME!
if your manifesto says free alcohol for all and anyone with an allotment gets a tax break for growing their own veg, then I'll vote for you
'VOTE PENFOLD, VOTE PENFOLD'
First manifesto item.... based on loyalty cards.... We will campaign for the Customs & Excise to actually pay you to drink, not only that but the greater the level of consumption the greater the level of payment per unit consumed.
The reasoning is:
1. that this will keep numerous drinks producers producers and hostelries, taxi firms, keebab shops, police and ambulance staff in employment.... caring for those prepared to put in the effort to down that extra pint......
2. if the credit crunch and or, pig/bird flu, meteor impact does get us we really won't be too concerned, as long as we don't spill our drinks of course....
Cheers all