Allotment Gardening Advice Help Chat
Poultry and Pets => Chicken Chat => Topic started by: gillie on May 19, 2012, 08:18
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Two ladies looking at new laid eggs. One lady said:
"I would not buy those, they are dirty, they have come from a chicken's bottom."
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Funny isn't it, how people think that store bought eggs are made another way! ::)
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You should have asked them where they thought other eggs come from? Perhaps they think they are made artificially??? :lol:
Years ago a lady bought some eggs from me, then said oh that one's got a feather attached to it! :ohmy:
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If they saw the little velociraptors rampaging round free-range cramming slugs, bugs and heaven knows what down their beaks, they would never eat eggs at all :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
I agree with you there!!!
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hahaha very good :D
A friend of mine keeps chickens and gives all her eggs away then buys eggs from the shop :wacko: crazy i did ask her why she said saw one of them eating a worm !!! I asked her what she thought other chickens ate :blink: i can't change her mind thou
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hahaha very good :D
A friend of mine keeps chickens and gives all her eggs away then buys eggs from the shop :wacko: crazy i did ask her why she said saw one of them eating a worm !!! I asked her what she thought other chickens ate :blink: i can't change her mind thou
Oh that's funny!
Mind you, hens kept inside wouldn't eat worms, but they might eat the occasional mouse or bit of rat!! ;) ;)
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Oh that's funny!
Mind you, hens kept inside wouldn't eat worms, but they might eat the occasional mouse or bit of rat!! ;) ;)
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If i told her that i don't think she will EVER eat eggs again lol :tongue2:
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You should have asked them where they thought other eggs come from? Perhaps they think they are made artificially??? :lol:
Years ago a lady bought some eggs from me, then said oh that one's got a feather attached to it! :ohmy:
In china they were making artificial eggs... with the bird flue they were so expensive, if you could get them
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:lol:
Lovely to have a chuckle! Sometimes I wonder if people listen to themselves.
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If they saw the little velociraptors rampaging round free-range cramming slugs, bugs and heaven knows what down their beaks, they would never eat eggs at all :lol:
Have you ever tried to catch one with a mouse hanging out of its beak? :lol:
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People are funny ::)
When I first got my hens nearly 2 years ago I told a friend that I had got hens, she replied "Oh I'm funny about what I eat, I would only eat supermarket eggs" ???
:wacko: :wacko: :wacko:
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That's strange, I too am fussy about what I eat, that's why I DON'T eat supermarket eggs! :lol: :lol: :lol:
The other week a man knocked at the door. I had eggs outside, but he knocked anyway. Have you got any eggs he asked? Yes, I replied they are here, taking them out of the box they were in.
I was going to buy some eggs at the bootfair, but a lady who lives down the road saw me and said oh don't buy those ones, get them from Ann in Mill Road!
So another regular!!!!!! :) :)
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I have evidently had the other effect - The son of one of my friends would never eat eggs until he started helping his dad to look after my girls when I go away. Since I told him how disgusting the chickens were, in particular their eating habits, labeled a bucket with the word "Pooh" written in big letters and told him that eggs come out of a chicken's bum he now can't get enough of them. The grosser the better as far as most little boys are concerned!!!
:lol: ::)
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If they saw the little velociraptors rampaging round free-range cramming slugs, bugs and heaven knows what down their beaks, they would never eat eggs at all :lol:
Have you ever tried to catch one with a mouse hanging out of its beak? :lol:
No. I obviously have not been keeping chickens long enough yet.
And never mind people seeing them eating slugs and bugs, what about walking through their own poo :D :D
Obviously it is what give the eggs their special flavour :lol: