The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4035 on: March 15, 2021, 06:48 »
That is hilarious, Blackpool!

Best laugh of the day!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4036 on: March 16, 2021, 11:01 »
This is from my Grandaughter:  -       
What are the strongest days of the week?   
Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays. 
Mrs Bouquet
« Last Edit: March 16, 2021, 14:03 by mrs bouquet »
Birds in cages do not sing  -  They are crying.

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4037 on: March 19, 2021, 10:32 »
We need a groan emoji...  :nowink:

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« Reply #4038 on: March 19, 2021, 10:51 »
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4039 on: March 19, 2021, 11:01 »
This cracked me up  :D
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4040 on: March 19, 2021, 12:19 »
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
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« Reply #4041 on: March 19, 2021, 12:54 »
This cracked me up  :D

That is so funny.   Mrs B

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4042 on: March 19, 2021, 18:37 »
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days all attack me at once...

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4043 on: March 20, 2021, 09:43 »
An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote, “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”

The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”

“But,” the dog replied, “that's no good, it wouldn't make any sense to my dad”!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4044 on: March 20, 2021, 12:11 »
I hired a handyman to do some work, and gave him a list of things to do

When I got home he'd only done tasks 1,3,and 5

Turned out he was an odd job man

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4045 on: March 20, 2021, 12:14 »
Are we allowed pictures?

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4046 on: March 20, 2021, 12:17 »
Are we allowed pictures?
Yes just so long as they're appropriate and please consider copyright - we don't want to get into legals!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4047 on: March 20, 2021, 13:06 »
The vaccination must have been in the right arm  ;) ;)
we also rescue rabbits and guinea pigs, grow own veg

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4048 on: March 20, 2021, 20:52 »
That is hilarious, Blackpool!

Best laugh of the day!

:0)

I knew you'd enjoy it! ;)

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #4049 on: April 03, 2021, 16:48 »
Went for a walk down Blackpool prom earlier.
Saw these two so thought best take a photo as they busy and not looking....
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