[jaydig]

Oooh, 8doubles,  I should have taken notice of Cadalot's advice about coffee!  I've just read you post and I'm now sitting here with a lot of coffee sprayed all over my computer, and the rest of it in my lap.

[Blackpool rocket]

Excellent, thanks

[Fairy Plotmother]

 

[Growster...]

8Doubles, that has caused a major laughter epidemic in 'The Turrets'!

I can't settle Mrs Growster down at all!

;0) - many times...

[oldgrunge]

Absolutely brilliant! I'm rolling on the setee!! 

[rogerbodger]

I made a brew but it keeps wriggling away ..... then I read the label and all is clear, it's Fiji Tea

[John]

I made a brew but it keeps wriggling away ..... then I read the label and all is clear, it's Fiji Tea

Arghhhhhhhhh!!! 

I was living in a fantasy world so I had a cup of reali tea

[hamstergbert]

whereas mine is a really boring cup of tea-dium

(and before evensong I may manage a cup of tea-deum....)

A real doggy sort of brew might be a char-pei

And drinking a cup of tea instead of apple-based alcohol led Laurie Lee to his earlier and less successful book about sharing a pot of Tetley's with a lass under a hay wagon, called 'Rosie with Rosie'....

And finally, my local supermarket sells PG tips.  I wonder what they do with the rest of the PGs....?

[Chrysalis]

Do you drink it in your tea-pee?
Without milk is puri-tea

Making it for someone else is humili-tea


Drink it too quickly and it's haste-tea

[snowdrops]

 

[mumofstig]

At the HSE tea made with cold water safe-tea

Made in a modern kitchen it is proper-tea

Spilt on the work top it is calami-tea

[Snoop]

If you want a good laugh, you need to get some clowns to make you a cup of hilari-tea.

[devonbarmygardener]

For goodness sake!!
Just gimme a cup of Pukka Chai - can't joke about that can ya!!

[John]

For goodness sake!!
Just gimme a cup of Pukka Chai - can't joke about that can ya!!

I had one and was sick 

[Snoop]

For goodness sake!!
Just gimme a cup of Pukka Chai - can't joke about that can ya!!

I had one and was sick