[GTFC197]

Woman says to her husband,

" you only ever want to make love to me when you're drunk,"

Husband replies,

" that's not true, sometimes I want a Kebab."

[TheEnglishman]

Some of you are wondering about plot security.  Well some Canadian's have a novel idea...


http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Friendly+bears+greet+police+executing+search+warrant/3417084/story.html

 

the racoon bit just finished me off!   

[horsepooisgood]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little yellow bug and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like"?' she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it".

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back
saying,

'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.. ..'

Oh God, I hope no blondys read this 

[plot6b]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little yellow bug and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like"?' she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it".

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back
saying,

'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.. ..'

Oh God, I hope no blondys read this 

I think it's spelt Blondie. A brilliant original Punk Group from the late 70's

[mumofstig]

I think you better duck for cover HPisgood 

[John]

Some of you are wondering about plot security.  Well some Canadian's have a novel idea...


http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Friendly+bears+greet+police+executing+search+warrant/3417084/story.html

 

the racoon bit just finished me off!   

I've now got a vision of a bunch of bears staggering around with "Don't bogart that joint, my friend" playing in the background  

[horsepooisgood]

I think you better duck for cover HPisgood 

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze tell me Auntie has not got yellow hair!!

Blondys was for effect, oh well.

[elibump]

This blonde thought it was funny.

My GP has a blonde wife and last time I saw him we discussed 'blonde' jokes (yes, they have them here too) and he said he always told his wife "You may say 'I believe' but you can't use the phrase 'I think'."  The Gaffer told him he was a very brave man. 

[davethespread]

                                      LIFE BEFORE COMPUTERS!

Memory was something you lost with age...

An application was for employment...

A programme was a show on tv...

A cursor was someone who swore a lot...

A keyboard was a piano...

A web was a spiders home...

A virus was the flu...

A hard drive was a long journey down the motorway...

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived...

And if you has a 3" floppy...well you just hoped and prayed nobody found out.

[mumofstig]

   good'un dave 

[elibump]

  'specially the last one.

[davethespread]

what do mexicans do when they are cold?


they use chicken fajitas

[pigeonpie]

what do mexicans do when they are cold?


they use chicken fajitas

Groan 

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh

[John]

what do mexicans do when they are cold?


they use chicken fajitas

OK, I give in - I just don't get this one

[mumofstig]

fajitas....pronounced faheaters