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The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!

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Paul Plots

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1650 on: July 17, 2011, 22:54 »
Quote from: Raven81 on July 17, 2011, 19:46
Not a joke but this was funny - I saw my OH collecting the hens eggs today, I asked him why he put them straight in his pocket, and he said "so they don't see its me taking them and hate me as they'll be really cross" :D ::) :D

I, personally, can see egxactly where he's coming from.  ;)  :lol:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1651 on: July 18, 2011, 11:23 »
‎1 - Open Google Maps (directions)
2 - Type China as your starting point
3 - Type Taiwan as your destination.
4 - Read step 48
5 - When you stop laughing, share this with your mates so others can laugh too.

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1652 on: July 18, 2011, 12:28 »
Quote from: Jamie Butterworth on July 18, 2011, 11:23
‎1 - Open Google Maps (directions)
2 - Type China as your starting point
3 - Type Taiwan as your destination.
4 - Read step 48
5 - When you stop laughing, share this with your mates so others can laugh too.

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

 :lol: :lol: :lol: 
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1653 on: July 18, 2011, 20:58 »
the answer to what's happened to the weather.

INSTALLING SUMMER.....
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Install delayed....please wait.
Installation failed. Please try again. 404 error: Season not found. Season "Summer" cannot be located. The season you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later!!
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1654 on: July 18, 2011, 21:00 »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Probably what's happened then!
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1655 on: July 18, 2011, 21:08 »
˙ʎɐqǝ ɟɟo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ dɐǝɥɔ ɐ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1656 on: July 18, 2011, 21:55 »
China to Taiwan  -   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Just makes me wonder who on earth googled that in the first place  :lol:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1657 on: July 18, 2011, 22:00 »
Quote from: DD. on July 18, 2011, 21:08
˙ʎɐqǝ ɟɟo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ dɐǝɥɔ ɐ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu


got an Oz one then?  :lol:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1658 on: July 19, 2011, 00:10 »
Quote from: mumofstig on July 18, 2011, 22:00
Quote from: DD. on July 18, 2011, 21:08
˙ʎɐqǝ ɟɟo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ dɐǝɥɔ ɐ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu


got an Oz one then?  :lol:

 :blink:ɹoʇıuoɯ ǝsɐɥɔɹnd lɐıɔǝds ɐ ɹo
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1659 on: July 19, 2011, 02:10 »
OMG, lol how funny, I'm rubbish at jokes always get them round wrong way! never new allotment sites could be soooo funny. ;) Thank you.
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1660 on: July 19, 2011, 08:17 »
it's s form of care in the (gardening) community
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1661 on: July 19, 2011, 19:23 »
we can't help it, honestly. :tongue2:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1662 on: July 19, 2011, 23:58 »
It's catching...

And you need a sense of humour to garden in our climate and remain sane (?) by the end of the season.  :lol:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1663 on: July 20, 2011, 23:22 »
Summer in England is my favourite day of the year.
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #1664 on: July 20, 2011, 23:25 »
Quote from: Jamie Butterworth on July 20, 2011, 23:22
Summer in England is my favourite day of the year.

I guess they only come along in Leap Years.  ::)
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