[arugula]

Very good DD. That brings THIS to mind!

[mumofstig]

Not so funny..............but looks and sounds just like my Lucycat 
She's just run under the bed to hide from the funny cat noises 

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[hillfooter]

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over... As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness. When to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter sees her and unplugs the horse.

Now who said Walmart greeters are there only to greet?

(Walmart is a huge discount chain store)

I know what Walmart is but as for the rest I haven't a clue?  What horse are we talking about and who or what for goodness sake is a Walmart greeter and errrr why is this funny anyway.

HF

[Aunt Sally]

A Wal-Mart Greeter would be a doorman.

Outside of shops there are often little toy rides for children.

The Wal-Mart greeter unpluged the toy horse she had fallen from and saved her.   


You must get out to the shops more often Hillfooter 

[hamstergbert]

Hillfooter... you're not by any chance....blonde, are you?

Hey, I'm just askin.....

[Kate and her Ducks]

Don't worry Hillfooter, I needed it explaining to me too!

[Ice]

I'm guessing that hillfooter is being a tad disingenuous in his reply.  At least I hope he is.

[Paul Plots]

To all those people who are blonde and have never heard of Walmart Greeters......

Good on ya!!

Stay that way.. Blonde is beautiful and life is lovely when you know nothing of Wallmart Greeters.. Who needs them anyway   

[dugless]

SPEEDING TICKET   
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!' 

[hillfooter]

Hillfooter... you're not by any chance....blonde, are you?

Hey, I'm just askin.....

As it happens I am or used to be, alas there's silver threads among the gold these days!
HF

[hillfooter]

A Wal-Mart Greeter would be a doorman.

Outside of shops there are often little toy rides for children.

The Wal-Mart greeter unpluged the toy horse she had fallen from and saved her.  


You must get out to the shops more often Hillfooter  

  ,, ... .. ... ... ..... ... :blink: :blink:....

I    sseeee..... All the blondes round here are born with their backsides firmly welded into the saddle of a horse so I was looking for some deeply philosophical wit.   We don't have too many Walmarts round here but I can see they must be hilarious to visit .  When our   errrr  ...house keeper ...next visits the errrr... shops I'll ask to go along so I can look out for this odd behaviour.

[Lindeggs]

Hi Trillium,  we are not that backward, we have Asda you know

So what's Asda then?

And are toy horses like toy dogs - the next step down from miniature?  And if so was the blonde really, really tiny?

 

[hillfooter]

Hi Trillium,  we are not that backward, we have Asda you know

So what's Asda then?

 

I think it's like some early form of sonar for detecting submarines or something like that anyway.  Anti Submarine Detection Apparatus something or other???
HF

[aelf]

Must be great to live somewhere that's never come across Asda 

[Paul Plots]

Must be great to live somewhere that's never come across Asda 

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