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The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!

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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #915 on: September 27, 2010, 19:49 »
Quote from: born_2b_mad on September 27, 2010, 12:49
GABN.........

Blimey, that's bang out of order  ::)



.............I'll get me coat

just got this  :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #916 on: September 27, 2010, 23:21 »
Quote from: born_2b_mad on September 27, 2010, 12:49
GABN.........

Blimey, that's bang out of order  ::)



.............I'll get me coat

Groan - here's your coat  :D
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #917 on: September 28, 2010, 13:00 »
A shop assistant dared to ask me why I needed twenty pots of Tippex this morning.

That was a big mistake.
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #918 on: September 28, 2010, 13:08 »
groan  ::)  :lol:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #919 on: September 28, 2010, 19:36 »
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #920 on: September 29, 2010, 14:42 »
What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

He Said 'Right Robin, get into the Batmobile!'   :D
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #921 on: September 29, 2010, 16:44 »
Quote from: aelf on September 29, 2010, 14:42
What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

He Said 'Right Robin, get into the Batmobile!'   :D
Kapow :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #922 on: September 29, 2010, 17:16 »
I bought some HP sauce today...........................It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #923 on: September 29, 2010, 17:25 »
aelf and Nige.....groan  :blink:

Your jokes are like my macaroni..............really cheesey ::)
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #924 on: September 29, 2010, 20:02 »
Quote from: mumofstig on September 29, 2010, 17:25
aelf and Nige.....groan  :blink:

Your jokes are like my macaroni..............really cheesey ::)
Thanks MoS.................. ;) ;)
I went to buy  some Camouflage Trousers today but I coudn't find any!!!!!!!
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #925 on: September 30, 2010, 06:28 »
Quote from: Nige2Plots on September 29, 2010, 20:02
Quote from: mumofstig on September 29, 2010, 17:25
aelf and Nige.....groan  :blink:

Your jokes are like my macaroni..............really cheesey ::)
Thanks MoS.................. ;) ;)
I went to buy  some Camouflage Trousers today but I coudn't find any!!!!!!!
nige try the shop that sells car keys
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #926 on: September 30, 2010, 06:36 »
Quote from: davethespread on September 30, 2010, 06:28
Quote from: Nige2Plots on September 29, 2010, 20:02
Quote from: mumofstig on September 29, 2010, 17:25
aelf and Nige.....groan  :blink:

Your jokes are like my macaroni..............really cheesey ::)
Thanks MoS.................. ;) ;)
I went to buy  some Camouflage Trousers today but I coudn't find any!!!!!!!
nige try the shop that sells car keys

:groan: Morning Dave! :D
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #927 on: September 30, 2010, 07:12 »
Quote from: argyllie on September 30, 2010, 06:36
Quote from: davethespread on September 30, 2010, 06:28
Quote from: Nige2Plots on September 29, 2010, 20:02
Quote from: mumofstig on September 29, 2010, 17:25
aelf and Nige.....groan  :blink:

Your jokes are like my macaroni..............really cheesey ::)
Thanks MoS.................. ;) ;)
I went to buy  some Camouflage Trousers today but I coudn't find any!!!!!!!
nige try the shop that sells car keys

:groan: Morning Dave! :D
:D :D morning lorna
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #928 on: September 30, 2010, 07:59 »
Paddy and Mick were reading headstones in the cemetery. 'Crikey'!! says Paddy 'There's a chap here lived to 152' !

'Jaysus' says Mick 'What's his name?'

'Miles, from London'
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Re: The Daily Funny - Give us a Laugh!
« Reply #929 on: September 30, 2010, 08:30 »
Last night the missus found out I had replaced our bed with a trampoline.

She hit the roof.
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