[azubah]

It seems to me that he knows what 'out' means. They must be very intelligent.

[rogerbodger]

My Macaw .......

Is a macaw another name for a Scottish parrot?

[LotuSeed]

Azubah, yes he is extremely intelligent. Out of the four parrots we have, he has the largest vocabulary.

RogerBodger, I believe you are thinking of an african grey. I have a Military Macaw (think the type of parrot a pirate has on his shoulder, only greener) 

[rogerbodger]

A friend of mine used to have a parrot crossed with a woodpecker - that bird could talk in morse code!

[rogerbodger]

I’m saving up for a rainy day. So far I’ve got a sou’wester, two macintoshes, four umbrellas and a canoe.

[Welsh Merf]

All the farm animals in the county entered a competition to win a large marquee, complete with dance-floor and all the sound equipment. To win the competition they had to recite a passage from a Shakespeare play.

In the end, the three finalists were a pig, a cow, and a horse. The pig recited from Macbeth, the cow recited from Richard III, and the horse recited from Romeo and Juliet.

After much deliberation, the judge finally made his decision, and said: "Cow is the winner of our disco tent."

[mumofstig]

 

[Welsh Merf]

With the winter weather soon to be upon us, my company gave some advice on travelling during winter - as most large companies do. They said to make sure you're well-prepared, and to carry things such as extra blankets, torches, a flask of something hot to drink, a small can of extra fuel, some extra warm clothes, and a shovel.

This was all good advice, but I looked like a right prat on the bus the following morning.

[rogerbodger]

There's a special offer on paddles at the boat shop - if you buy the left one, you get the other one for free.

I didn't go in though as it seemed a lot of hassle - a right oar deal!

[cadalot]

Found this and had to share it

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[John]

That was a surprise to me! 

[8doubles]

And the penguin!

[devonbarmygardener]

  cadalot!!!

[Chrysalis]

Norty!!! 

[Yorkie]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!