Short crust pastry recipe please.

I like those holey tins..cos it's no good having a soggy bottom 

Yep, i do use plain flour.

I didn't do any baking last night as the OH wanted to go to a few home shops as we're re doing the kitchen.
I don't mind doing it, as part of the condition of me doing it is that i get a Kenwood food processer a Kenwood food mixer with blender attachment at the back and a Kenwood hand whisker, i wanted magimix but alas the price was over double at well over a grand and the OH said no as i was just being a label tart  

Anyhow at the end of the shopping in Asda for the butter (etc) i had a bit of a funny turn went dizzy and couldn't focus so OH drove home feeding me Yum Yums to get my blood sugar back up as i hadn't eaten form getting up at 06:00 to 18:30 at night.

I have been packed up for today and been told to eat it all up like a good boy