Inspired by a post-Christmas comment by my parents...
To the tune of "What shall we do with a Drunken Sailor?"
What shall we do with the Christmas Turkey,
What shall we do with the Christmas Turkey,
What shall we do with the Christmas Turkey,
Early in the New Year?
Chop its legs off and chuck'em in the freezer,
Chop its legs off and chuck'em in the freezer,
Chop its legs off and chuck'em in the freezer,
Early in the New Year!
Slice it up and put it in a sarnie,
Slice it up and put it in a sarnie,
Slice it up and put it in a sarnie,
Early in the New Year!
Boil it up and turn it into curry,
Boil it up and turn it into curry,
Boil it up and turn it into curry,
Early in the New Year!