That's how the fight started:
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot
as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the
gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....
My wife walked into the den & asked, "What's on the TV?"
I replied "Dust".
And that's how the fight started.....
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, " I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3
seconds."
I bought her a silver bathroom scale.
And that's how the fight started.....
I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time," she said.
So I asked, " How about the kitchen?"
And that's how the fight started.....
My wife and I were watching " Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we
were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Would you like to make love?'
"No," she answered.
I then said, " Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply said 'Yes.'
So I said, " Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's how the fight started.....
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Stella for £14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for £7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold
cream.
And that's how the fight started.....
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first. I said, "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, " Aren't you worried about the mad cow? "
I replied, "Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's how the fight started.....