[fluffypebble]

Yeah, but you lowered the tone Fluff.

Moi? Never!
     

[Zak the Rabbit]

as said already - fibreglass. You can get fastglass kits for about a fiver at most motoring shops. But patch it on both sides, and give it a good overlap, say 2" all the way around the crack. A fastglass kit gives you the glassfibre matting, resin, hardener and a spatcula!

Anything that doesnt have any reinforcing in, for instance araldite, would seal the crack but not take the pressure

[shaun]

where abouts is the crack ?

[Trillium]

I did see an actual 'butt crack' repaired, Ice Hockey. It was in the movie Cor blimey, which Barbara Windsor of the Carry On gang wrote about her life on the show and with Sid James. Seems the tall, snotty Ken was having insecurity problems and when they were all at a pub one time, he climbed on the table, dropped all his drawers and asked Barbara to perform some miracles to his backside so his cheeks would be perkier.    I laugh now but at the time was so grossed out over that scene and poor Barbara's reaction.  I suspect that no amount of silicone helped.

[Ice]

Thanks Zac, that sounds like a good idea.

As for you Trillium!!!!!!!!! :shock:   That's put me right off my lunch.

[Jeanieblue]

Thanks for the laugh, Ice Hockey Mad. And remember, whatever you use to cure the problem - including Zak the Rabbit's 'but patch' (but patch it on both sides, and give it a good overlap) - don't sit down till it's dried. I can just imaging paramedics doing a mercy dash across the allotments to rush you off to hospital with upturned bucket attached or whatever !!

[Ice]

It would take a bit of explaining in the ER

     

[Zak the Rabbit]

It would take a bit of explaining in the ER

     

judging by RoSPA statistics its probably one of the least bizarre things they'll have seen

[Ice]

where abouts is the crack ?

It's on the BOTTOM of course, D'oh. :roll:    

[shaun]

where abouts is the crack ?

It's on the BOTTOM of course, D'oh. :roll:    

turn it upside down then hockey    :roll:

[Ice]

But there is a huge great hole where the lid goes and all the water would fall out if I turned it upside down Shaun :roll:

Ooooh, I'm getting one of my headaches.

[shaun]

put the lid on and then turn it upside down  

[Ice]

Sorted

[shaun]

:roll: women  :roll: you cant live with em and you cant live without em

[WG.]

:roll: women  :roll: you cant live with em and you cant live without em

You can live without them, you just can't reproduce without them ...  Oh sh*t, here's Mrs Golf, gotta go